Oh, sure, it LOOKS all flowery, but what does it SMELL like?
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by Pete Puma and Butch Suede Dudes...May 11 is our Uncle Otto's birthday (click here to read a little more about how awesome he was). Fucker died back in 2010 or whatever but, with his birthday comin' up, I started to think about the old bastard, and got a little nostalgiacated about it. So, anyways, here's a fairy tale he used to tell Butch and me when we were goin' to bed, just before he'd head out to snag some major poonage:
By Pete Puma and Butch Suede Butch and I like to talk about real important shit, like what's kinda gay (Mini Cooper), what's super-gay (P90X), and what's ultra-gay (George Michael). We started talkin' about Wham! and whatever, and then we started namin' other really gay music. We thought our readers would be pretty psyched if they got the shit-sure scoop on the gayest music videos in the history of man. |
by Pete Puma and Butch Suede Everybody's gotta die, dudes, but some people think you always live on in other people's mammaries...that sounds pretty cool to me. Here're some ways you probably don't want to kick though...cause you'll be a gay dude in those mammaries or whatever.
by Pete Puma So, I'm at The Riphouse Gym, trainin' this cunt-doctor, and we're talkin' about cunts cause cunts are what he knows the most about since he studied cunts in college so he could become a cunt-doctor or whatever. He starts tellin' me all this shit I didn't know about hottie-gashes, and since just rememberin' where the keys to my awesome low-rider Civic are is like hard work for me, I asked him to write the shit down so I could carry it around and impress bitches at parties or whatever. |
