by Pete Puma
At the gym today, Butch and I were talkin' about somethin' different for a change...bangin' chicks (duh). It started out with me tellin' Butch how to spot a chick who was totally into anal, but it turned into a fuckin' heated debate about pumas vs. cougars. and who's a better score.
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by Pete Puma & Butch Suede Butch and I were talkin' the other day about how pussified most superheroes are, and we were like,"We could totally create some awesome superheroes that'd kick the living shit outta every other superhero out there." Spiderman? Pussy. Wolverine? Come the fuck on. The Green Lantern? Our superheroes could ass-rape that pussy without even workin' hard. Sit back, relax, and read about some totally awesome superheroes right the fuck here:
by Pete Puma Dear Pete: My doctor tells me I need more potassium and that I should start eating bananas. What's the best way to eat them? - The Banana Bandit
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by Pete Puma (and John Tesh) There're two kinds of faggots in this world, douches: homo-faggots and hetero-faggots. Homo-faggots are the dudes who like to bang other dudes. And, y'know, I'm cool with them cause they're fuckin' hilarious. But the other kind, the hetero-faggot, is the dude who's supposedly into chicks, but is such a namby-pamby bitch that he gives all us righteous, manly dudes a bad name. They make shit hard on us, and that's why we need to call these cunts out. The supreme king of all hetero-faggots, in case you haven't already guessed, is John Tesh.
by Pete Puma A while back, my Twitter buddy, @EveryOlympian, asked my ass to write an article about shit to do when you can't sleep cause he has that insomnia disease or whatever. Well, I guess I didn't think I could write about that shit but, the last time I got back from Cali, I was havin' a bitch of a time fallin' asleep so I came up with a list of cool crap you can do while everybody else in the world is dreamin' away all the secret gay shit they'd do if they weren't such pussies in real life. |
