Bein' Awesome
By Pete Puma To Butch and me, a "scout" is usually the dude who checks a party for fuckable chicks before the rest of us go in. But there's another meaning, douches. See, there're boy scouts, eagle scouts, and Indian scouts, ya dig? The first two are the ones that old gay dudes fuck in tents in the middle of the night out in the woods. The other one cuts the tops of heads off white dudes, I think, which sounds pretty bad-ass, but that's a subject for another article or whatever.
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How To Be An Awesome Social Network God
By Pete Puma Lotta bitches and douches look at my shit online and they're like, "Dude! Everything you do on the Internets is fuckin' awesome," and I just tell 'em that bein' awesome in real life transposolates like a motherfucker into your online shiz. From my Twitter, to my Google+, to my Facebook, there's no doubt I kick some major fucking ass. Last Updated ( Friday, 16 September 2011 06:18 ) How To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is Bangin' Another Dude
by Pete Puma and Butch Suede Duncan Manwood's about as gay as Liberace on astro-gin, but lately, he's been readin' some weird-ass book on how to turn his butt-seekin' cock into a pussy-missile. So, anyways, one of the tips in this book is that he needs to get a girlfriend or whatever. You know, try stickin' it in a bitch's tuna taco for a while and see how that shit goes. Well, I guess he hasn't been too convincin' with his new snatch-owner, cause he thinks she's been lookin' for a little side-dick. Last Updated ( Sunday, 14 October 2012 06:47 ) How To Tell If You Girlfriend Used To Be A Dude
by Pete Puma Anybody who's met my swami knows that he knows as much about bangin' hotties as I know about suckin' dicks...which is NOTHIN', douche-rockets. I mean, sure, I've thought a little about how I'd slobber my own if I could, but that shit doesn't count. Last Updated ( Tuesday, 28 June 2011 10:09 ) How Pete Lost His Virginity
by Pete Puma Here, in the U-S-of-A, we're comin' up on Memory Day. For some assholes, that means the start of summer. It's when all the douches with shit-tons of moolah start rentin' houses in beach towns and whatever, wearin' banana racks in the surf, and lettin' their kids run around all over the place, ruinin' everybody else's good time with their annoyin' yellin' and generally douchey bullshit.
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