Bein' Awesome
A lot of fuckheads've been writing in askin' what the fuck's up with our blog cause nothin's been posted in like five fuckin' days. First of all, I wanna let you assholes know that it's an awesome idea to look at our site every couple a days cause we usually try to put shit up at least every other fuckin' day...which is like a crash fuckin' course in awesomeness, dudes.
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by Pete Puma A lot of assholes don't know this but Butch and I are huge fans of tigers...probably cause we think Siegfried and Roy are so fuckin' cool. They're not that ripped or huge but they're so fuckin' cool, they probably bag tons of chicks anyway and that automagically makes you cool. Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 December 2009 08:37 )
by Pete Puma The Rip House has a gaggle of bangable hotties runnin' around, but every now and then, one that makes my nuts feel like they're gonna explode shows up. We're talkin' "extreme hottie" here. Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 December 2009 08:38 )
by Pete Puma I do Last Updated ( Tuesday, 16 November 2010 08:52 )
by Pete Puma Let me just tell you first that I don't jack off all that much because I get a healthy dose of the real thing but the fact is, my balls make jizz by the bucketload and I'm not always somewhere I can just have regular sex. Last Updated ( Thursday, 11 November 2010 14:01 ) |
n't think about shit too deep. So when Thanksgiving rolls around, I hardly ever think about giving thanks for shit. I pretty much just think about eatin' shitloads of turkey. To be honest, I hardly think at all except about bein' ripped, gettin' more ripped and bangin' hotties. But I was watchin' some fuckin' show on the Discovery Channel about turkeys and how they grow 'em and shit and I thought, I'm gonna give thanks for the fact that I'm not a fuckin' turkey.
