Gettin' Ripped
by Pete Puma My sister and her pussy husband are raisin' puny twerps and that shit kills me. Every time I have to go to their fuckin' Pottery Barn-lookin' house, I wanna puke all over those little losers and throw my sister's husband through a stone fuckin' wall. Those little pussy kids are like 10 and they can't even bench 130 and if I wasn't so awesome, I'd probably cry about that shit. Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 December 2009 08:37 ) |
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You know those dudes who look like they might be in shape with their shirts on and then, they take their shirts off and they look like some 3 year old made them out of fuckin' clay? They bug the shit out of me. I just had to say that. Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 December 2009 08:39 )
Butch’s 10 Rules of the Gym 1) Never Make Eye Contact – If you make eye contact with another dude you will definitely be labeled a Gaylord, so don’t do it. If you make eye contact with an excellent babe you’ll probably get a beat down by someone like me, cause she’s taken. Last Updated ( Thursday, 14 January 2010 07:02 )
Let me just start this post by telling you that a while back, Butch and I got into a little trouble. Let's just say that it didn't lead to any jail time but that the judge was creeped out enough to give us a healthy dose of community service for our "crime". And don't get me started on that pussy of a lawyer we had.... might as well have been beatin' his meat in the courtroom. Fuckin' useless. Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 December 2009 08:39 )
by Pete Puma Weightlifting dudes usually hate to do anything but lift weights. You can tell who they are at the gym. They're the ones who just look fat because they may be kinda big but they've got a thick layer of fat over their muscles...like a sea lion or whatever. Me? I'm huge, yes, but I'm totally ripped and you can't look like that by just lifting weights and drinking oceans of Muscle Milk. Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 December 2009 08:41 ) |
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