by Pete Puma
There's a shitload of reasons a dude'll wanna break up with a chick. Maybe she's gained a few too many pounds in her ass, she might talk too damn much, she's gotten all jealous or whatever, or you're just plain bored and you need a little strange. No problem, no matter what it is, dudes. I'm here to solve your problems and shit.
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by Pete Puma I got an e-mail from some douche just before the latest edition of Dear Pete and I was gonna answer that shit but started thinkin' that it deserved its own article or whatever. Asshole was askin' about his personal trainer cause he was startin' to get the feelin' that the dude was lookin' for a little ass-banditry with him...but he wasn't sure.
by Pete Puma For me, it's pretty simple. Of course she is. For most guys at the gym, the guys who aren't ripped beyond belief, it's a little harder. First off, let me just explain that if that chick on the treadmill is looking in your direction and there are no other ripped dudes around you, she's probably wondering what you'd look like naked. That's a good first step. Curiosity is key. |
by Pete Puma Butch and I know this Mexican guy from The Rip House Gym and he's not a bad dude. I mean, he talks American pretty well and shit. He's always lookin' to our asses for advice on how to hook up with the hotties and maybe even get a steady lay or two. Thing is, we all call his ass "Dirty Sanchez" behind his back...and it's not cause he likes to have shit smeared on his top lip with a dick...it's cause he's a total fuckin' mess to look at. Sure, he's pretty ripped and whatever, but what the dude really needs is some groomin' tips...and it came to my awesome mind that you assholes may need some too. |
