by Pete Puma and Butch Suede
Illustratory by Pete

Dudes...May 11 is our Uncle Otto's birthday (click here to read a little more about how awesome he was).  Fucker died back in 2010 or whatever but, with his birthday comin' up, I started to think about the old bastard, and got a little nostalgiacated about it.  So, anyways, here's a fairy tale he used to tell Butch and me when we were goin' to bed, just before he'd head out to snag some major poonage:

by Pete Puma and Butch Suede

Everybody's gotta die, dudes, but some people think you always live on in other people's mammaries...that sounds pretty cool to me.  Here're some ways you probably don't want to kick though...cause you'll be a gay dude in those mammaries or whatever.

By Pete Puma and Butch Suede

Butch and I like to talk about real important shit, like what's kinda gay (Mini Cooper), what's super-gay (P90X), and what's ultra-gay (George Michael).  We started talkin' about Wham! and whatever, and then we started namin' other really gay music.  We thought our readers would be pretty psyched if they got the shit-sure scoop on the gayest music videos in the history of man.

by To The Chest Readers

Last week, we posted an article called Ten Facts About Vaginas You Didn't Know.  Some of our douchebag readers had some of their own to add on Twitter, so I figured I'd make 'em famous and shit by postin' 'em in their own article or whatever.  It's also way educational and shit.