by Pete Puma and Butch Suede

Duncan Manwood's about as gay as Liberace on astro-gin, but lately, he's been readin' some weird-ass book on how to turn his butt-seekin' cock into a pussy-missile.  So, anyways, one of the tips in this book is that he needs to get a girlfriend or whatever.  You know, try stickin' it in a bitch's tuna taco for a while and see how that shit goes.  Well, I guess he hasn't been too convincin' with his new snatch-owner, cause he thinks she's been lookin' for a little side-dick.