GONE WRONG (OR RIGHT),

PART 2

by Pete Puma

Last summer, Butch and I posted an article with fer-realz searches some of you assholes typed in to find our awesome site.  Usin' our kick-ass web site trackin' softwears, we get to see that shit, and some of it's pretty fucked up and whatever...So, we're gonna show you some of that shit; mostly the funny and/or totally whacked ones.

- "super skinny ass" - Guess we've got some anorexic donkey-fuckers in the house.  Rock on, motherfuckers.

- "manly shit" - Not sure if this dude's talkin' about how it looks or how it smells but he needs to get a fuckin' job or some shit.

- "huge pussy show" - We talkin' about one huge pussy or a buncha normal pussies givin' a show here?  Either way, we're all on it.

Guess which one I'm talkin' about.

- "cock grooming" - If you got hair growin' on your cock, you're better off gettin' rid of it than groomin' it.

- "ass to mouth with some shit" - Uhhhhhh...

- "gay superheroes fuck" - I think we can assume the "gay" part, am-i-right?

Who brought the lube?

- "ASS TO MOUTH GONE WRONG" - Not possible.

- "gay shit on chest" - Dude, you need to be more specific or whatever about the kinda shit we're talkin' about.

- "if guys don't have biceps are they ugly" - Google's not lookin' for you to tell it obvious shit.  You're supposed to be askin' it questions, fucktard.

- "cougars into anal" - Why don't you search for "gay cats"?

- "heidi klum huge vagina" - I wish I knew.

They don't make cocks harder than mine right now.

- "headless cock" - Try searchin' "penis guillotine" next time.

- "deep poop on cock" - What the living fuck is "deep poop"?

- "20 lb. pussy and ass" - Gonna be hard to weigh a pussy unless you're a sick-ass cereal killer or some shit.

- "awesome romantic comedies for men" - Yeah, and while you're at it, why don't you search for "gay dudes who eat pussy"?

- "vagina's are manly" - Dude's fuckin' lost.  I'm sure our site cleared everything up for 'im.

- "how to have fun woth your ass" - Once you teach your stupid-ass brain how to spell, you can get somebody else to play with your ass, faggot.

- "is it bad if hand cream gets in your ass" - No.  It's bad that some dude's hand with hand cream was in your ass in the first place.

Faggot-ass-faggot.

- "dude shit on dudes mouth" - Gross, dude.  Kill yourself.

- "awesome ass google shit" - You're already searchin' Google.  You don't need to put the word in your fuckin' search.  Even I know that shit.

- "naked dude gets kicked in the nuts" - I gotta admit that I'm prolly gonna look for a pic of that and then I'm gonna find the chick who did the kickin' and punish her cunt.

Snooki dyed her hair...at least this doesn't look staged.

- "Young kids fucking cougars" - This makes sense, cause last time I tried to fuck a cat, my cock was kinda too big for it.

- "huge pussys that u can fit your head in" - If I had to choose how I was gonna suffocate to death, that'd prolly be it.

- "Super Schlong suprise" - I have nothing to say.

- "my dick her diaphragm" - What?  Is this the 70's or some shit?  Who the fuck uses a diaphragm?...unless he's talkin' about slicin' her stomach and bangin' the hole.  Either way, this dude's fucked.

- "getting used to a cock in your ass" - God, I hope a chick typed that shit in.

- "took a dump in her" - You're gonna either need a huge pussy or a really hard shit.  I'll pass on both.

- "skanky old cunts" - I could picture myself searchin' for a pic of this to gross you brain-dead douches out.

When I did that search, this is what I came up with.  God bless you, Google.

- "stink crack whore ass fucked" - I had a dream about this last night...That's a fucked up coincidence.

- "he like cock in his ass" - You'll have better luck searchin' "gay dudes."

- "touch your ass in the locker room" - If it's not because you're dryin' it off after a hard-as-shit workout and a shower, you're gettin' my foot in there.

Only a matter of time now.

- "show me gay cock with shit from ass" - Where else is the shit gonna come from, you fuckin' freak?

- "how to make faggots" - Buy a straight dude a Prius.

Toyota Prius: Bulit for ass-fuckin'

- "if you're on the pill can you put jizz inside" - Duh.

- "HOW IT FEELS WHEN SISSY BUST A NUT" - Ask John Mayer.

- "why does muscle milk give you boners" - Because you're lookin' at your ripped body in the mirror while you jerk off and you're totally gay.

- "old nursing home cunts" - I'm glad to know you found us.  Here you go.

Well played, Google...Well played.

- "how dose a porn star clean out her ass" - Judgin' from your spellin' skillz, you're gonna find out real soon.

- "how to get a chick to dump on you" - Rufies and Taco Bell.

- "buddy fingered my ass" - You better go find yourself some new buddies, fag hag.

- "hair gel for pussies" - I'm totally cool with some grass on the field, but if you need gel for that shit, it prolly looks like an Orthodox Jewish dude down there.

Keep on pumpin', dudes.

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