by Pete Puma

I'd say that 9 times out of 10-1/2, tryin' to win back a hottie you used to bang is about as smart as stickin' your bare ass up against a truck stop glory hole.  You two probably called it quits for some pretty good reasons and whatever, and the second go-round'll end up makin' you wanna sledgehammer your nuts.  Thing is, once your retarded brain's told your ass that you gotta tag that twat at least one more time, you're gonna hafta at least take a stab at that shit, am I right?