by Pete Puma

Butch and I know this Mexican guy from The Rip House Gym and he's not a bad dude.  I mean, he talks American pretty well and shit.  He's always lookin' to our asses for advice on how to hook up with the hotties and maybe even get a steady lay or two.  Thing is, we all call his ass "Dirty Sanchez" behind his back...and it's not cause he likes to have shit smeared on his top lip with a dick...it's cause he's a total fuckin' mess to look at.  Sure, he's pretty ripped and whatever, but what the dude really needs is some groomin' tips...and it came to my awesome mind that you assholes may need some too.