by To The Chest Readers

Last week, we posted an article called Ten Facts About Vaginas You Didn't Know.  Some of our douchebag readers had some of their own to add on Twitter, so I figured I'd make 'em famous and shit by postin' 'em in their own article or whatever.  It's also way educational and shit.

- "Vaginas can grow up to 400 pounds in the wild." by @DearStabby

- "93.6% of vaginas belong to women. The other 6.4% belong to lesbians." by @Lambandflag

I couldn't find any pictures of lesbians, so this'll have to do.

- "Vaginas cure cancer but started AIDS." by @shtfck

- "Approx 49% of people have an "outy" vagina, sometimes called a "penis", causing brain damage." by @unheavy

"Oh, darling, I'm so sorry you're retarded now."

- "Vaginas dilate quite a bit when they're giving birth, and just a little when they're getting pregnant. There is always a 10:1 ratio." by @bigbearzepixx

This horse just gave birth to a dog, I think.

- "Vaginas were briefly banned in Britain in 1981 after a campaign by the comedian Bernard Manning." by @unheavy

- "1 out of 20 lady babies are born with outie vaginas, but this is easily corrected with surgery and horseback riding." by @rick_snee

BACKriding, BACKriding, you stupid cunt.

- "As many as 1 in 10 vaginas have a vestigial "clitoris", situated about 8 inches up the cervix." by @unheavy

- "True vagina facts: if you hold a vagina up to your ear, you can smell the sea." by @unheavy

"It says we're having rotten sushi for dinner tonight, Mom!"

- "In Trinidad vaginas are a form of currency." by @FartBurglar

- "Much like a squirrel, a vagina is capable of emitting special low frequency sounds that only other vaginas can hear." by @LottaNawty

- "They flow clockwise. (Anti-clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere)" by @BinaryDad

- "When penetrated by certain breeds of dogs, the vagina can release endorphin hormones that create a natural high when consumed." by @LottaNawty

- "Vaginas are the cause of every problem ever... Err wait. You wanted a fake fact. Never mind." by @OngoingBS

Keep on pumpin', dudes.

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