Reader Rants
by Pete Puma Dear Pete: My doctor tells me I need more potassium and that I should start eating bananas. What's the best way to eat them? - The Banana Bandit
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 10 August 2010 05:58 ) |
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By Pete Puma Well, it's time to clear some of those idiotic questions you assholes've sending us again. Enjoy and learn, douches. Dear Pete: I'm not great at most sports. The kids in school used to tease me a lot because I was neither strong nor coordinated enough to compete with them. I'm considering starting a NEW sport that's not so focused on strength and coordination. Trouble is, I don't know where to start. Do you have any suggestions? - Spastic in Mastic
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 18 May 2010 08:10 )
by Pete Puma My ass has been flooded with questions lately which is good and bad. It's good cause I don't have to make up questions anymore. It's bad cause I don't get to answer all of 'em. Out of the 8 billion requests I got for advice on all sorts of shit you guys are too dumb to figure out yourselves, I'm gonna answer a few to put some of you douches back on the Awesome Highway, which ends in constant bonin'. I'm gonna save a few to answer in Volume 6 of Dear Pete, so don't get all pissy if you don't see your question this go-round. Last Updated ( Monday, 19 April 2010 10:05 )
By Pete Puma Before I start this volume of Dear Pete, I just wanna ask Google why, when I did a search on "guys who never put their weights away," I got pictures of two dudes givin' each other oral. WTF, Google? Dear Pete: I was at the gym the other day and some guy came up to me and started giving me a hard time about the fact that I hadn't taken the weights off the bar and returned them to the rack. I told him he was an asshole and walked away. After my workout, when I went out to my car, it was completely destroyed and someone had taken a shit on the driver's side seat. What kind of a dick does that kind of thing? - Buff Bruthah
Last Updated ( Monday, 22 March 2010 08:32 )
By Pete Puma When I looked at my e-mails, I saw how many assholes'd asked me questions that I've been totally ignoring, dudes. Then I told some of you Twitter douches to message my ass some questions...and you did...and then I decided to crank out another awesome edition of Dear Pete...an article where the King of Awesome, Pete Puma, answers a string of ridiculous questions from assholes like you. Our first question is stupid, like the rest, but I'm gonna answer it cause I've gotten it a few times. Last Updated ( Wednesday, 24 February 2010 09:16 ) |
