Reader Rants
by Pete Puma It's been almost a fuckin' month since I answered reader questions and the shit's pilin' up again and I figured I'd set some assholes straight so sit the fuck down and laugh at the stupid assclowns who're stupider than drunk retards, dudes. Last Updated ( Sunday, 03 January 2010 10:22 ) |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 December 2009 08:37 )
by Pete Puma Between automatic Twitter DMs from assholes I've decided to follow and questions from readers about how to be huge, ripped and awesome, my mailbox is pretty fuckin' full. The gmail losers gave me a jingle the other day to tell me that I was "approaching the maximum" of space I could use up on their pussy servers so I figured I'd clear some of that shit out by answering a few questions. Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 December 2009 08:38 )
Butch and I got a message from some pussy-boy the other day, telling us that we didn't know what the fuck we were talkin' about. We sent him a message back, telling him that only twerps unfollow To The Chest on Twitter...with a pic to showcase our mad photoshoppin' skills. Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 December 2009 08:39 ) |
It makes us totally fuckin' sad when we gotta prove how much smarter we are than our readers but this piece of shit came in over the internets the other day and we had to set the record fuckin' straight. We ARE NOT homos, dudes...not HOMOS...get it?
by Pete Puma
