First of all, I don't know what the fuck you're sayin' about our website bein' offensive or whatever.  I guess you don't like our site cause you hate the truth and since our site is like the super-fuckin-truth, you don't like it or whatever.  But it's awesome cause I'm about to heap a shitload of truth right on top of your fairy head.

I had to look up 'homophobic' and this is what the internets said:

Fear of or contempt for lesbians and gay men.

I fuckin' know what fear means cause that's what makes twerps piss their pants when I'm in the room.  But I looked up 'contempt' and it said:

The feeling or attitude of regarding someone or something as inferior.

So, then I looked up 'inferior' and it said:

Lower in place, rank, value, excellence, etc

So, here is the definition of homophobic according the internets, translated into normal fuckin' words:

Fear of or the feeling or attitude of regarding someone or something as lower in place, rank, value excellence, etc.

And that hurts my brain like a fuckin' nail or some shit cause it makes no fuckin' sense but I'm guessin' it means you think we're afraid of fags or we think they're unexcellent.

I gotta say that I can't really argue with you on that except for the fear part cause a dude bangin' another dude is like the definition of unexcellent but it's not somethin' that's gonna give me douche chills.  A chick doin' sex shit to another chick is fuckin' excellent though except when they're butchy fuckin' bulldykes or when it starts out bein' hot and then they start eatin' each other's turds.

Dude...just...dude....why?

So, I guess I'm only about half homophobic or whatever.

And what the fuck is a 'gay and lesbian community'?  You losers live in like your own fuckin' town or whatever?  That's some scary shit, dude.  Remind my ass never to go THERE cause there'll be like a huge fuckin' riot to rip the clothes off my totally ripped, awesome body.

Gay City...Where all they eat are hot dogs and bearded clams, dude.

And then you're tellin' me you think we're actually fags and we hate ourselves?  Dude, get a fuckin' clue.  Why would we be bangin' so many totally hot chicks if we dug man-holes?  You're just fuckin' stupid, dude.

Besides, everybody with a fuckin' brain knows that we can't be gay dudes cause gay dudes can't get as ripped and huge as straight dudes like us, and definitely not as awesome.  Some science dudes or whatever proved like 10 years ago that gay dudes can't get musclebound cause the whole reason they're fuckin' gay is that they don't have the steroid shit in their blood that makes dudes huge.  They've got the other shit that chicks have that makes 'em grow tits and have awesome skin with no hair.

Dude, if we didn't shave each other like every fuckin' day, our skin would be hairy as an ape's ass and we're so fuckin' ripped, when dudes bump into us, they're like, "Dude, did I just walk into a fuckin' statue or some shit cause that's some hard shit I just bumped into."  Butch and I are like rock or marble or whatever they make fuckin' statues out of...that's how fuckin' hard we are.

And that last butt-pirate thing you wrote about slappin' us or whatever is so fuckin' gay I don't even know what to say back...probably cause I don't speak homo-ese like they do in that gay community or whatever you say you live in.

Keep pumpin', dudes.