By Pete Puma

To Butch and me, a "scout" is usually the dude who checks a party for fuckable chicks before the rest of us go in.  But there's another meaning, douches.  See, there're boy scouts, eagle scouts, and Indian scouts, ya dig?  The first two are the ones that old gay dudes fuck in tents in the middle of the night out in the woods.  The other one cuts the tops of heads off white dudes, I think, which sounds pretty bad-ass, but that's a subject for another article or whatever.