by Butch Suede

The other day, Butch and I were hogging all the weights at the gym for our massive bench pressing session.  At one point, just as Butch was about to manhandle the weight off his chest, he let one totally rip (I tweeted about it and lost several followers as a result - prudes) and I laughed so hard I thought my abs were going to cut my stomach wide open....until I smelled it...That's when I thought I was going to up-chuck the three gallons of muscle milk I just chugged.

Well, Butch went on and on about how everybody lets rip at the gym.  You just can't hear it over Miley Cyrus jammin' through the Rip House's state of the art stereo system.  I didn't believe him then but...

Apparently, Butch used his "rest" time to comb the Internets looking for proof that farts and pumpin' iron are like French women and hairy armpits.

So, anyways, here's Butch's proof on that topic.  Enjoy.