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By Butch Suede and Pete Puma

You assholes might remember our poor, awesome Uncle Otto, who kicked the bucket back in January.  Well, dude had a sister we just found out about...a sister who, as it turns out, is as old and worn out as the fuckin' missionary position.  The other day, two fire dudes came into The Rip House lookin' for Dick Morehead, Uncle Otto's sissy-boy bastard son.

Last Updated ( Friday, 17 September 2010 09:49 )

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by Butch Suede
The best muscle-building shake in the universe

Many guys who lack in the muscle department ask my advice on getting totally ripped. First, the most important thing is lifting massive amounts of weight! Don’t be fooled by these hand-holding trainers who tell you to do smaller weight with more repetitions, THAT’S TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!! You must and I repeat YOU MUST lift weight that is greater than your capabilities. Do not start light and work your way up, instead start high and get ripped.

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 December 2009 08:40 )

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by Butch Suede

3 Weightlifting injuries and some Homiopathic cures

Sore/Swollen Knees

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 23 December 2009 08:42 )

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by Pete Puma

Here, in the U-S-of-A, we're comin' up on Memory Day.  For some assholes, that means the start of summer.  It's when all the douches with shit-tons of moolah start rentin' houses in beach towns and whatever, wearin' banana racks in the surf, and lettin' their kids run around all over the place, ruinin' everybody else's good time with their annoyin' yellin' and generally douchey bullshit.

 

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